I woke up this morning feeling ambitious. I had an idea about a new business. I grabbed my glasses, sweats, a shirt, my bunny slippers and headed downstairs.
I settled in and quickly realized that my glasses were so dirty that I really couldn’t see. Oily skin, the bane of all glasses wearers.
I better take a shower first, clean these stupid glasses and get my mojo together before I let the creative juices flow on my business idea.
Then I had another idea; I’m sick and tired of washing glasses and trying to get the dust and oils off. What would happen if I just left the damn things on when I washed my hair? Who’s the Thinker now!
Well, it kinda worked, they are cleaner. Not so sure this was a good idea though, don’t want to look like an idiot.
And…I still had to wipe them off and clean them anyway. Oh well, lesson learned. Back to the drawing board.